Yea, sure I’ll help you with the.. unless you’re going to betray me afterwards, in which case, the eraser is MINE, and will stay mine you lousy thief, yea I went there, you didn’t think I noticed, did you? Remember last month? When I lent you my ruler, my FAAAAVORITE bendy ruler? And you STOLE it!! I haven’t seen it since!! You’re probably in coalition with the kid, in grade 2 who stole my pencil sharpener! You know the one, of course you do, because you probably told him to steal it! The garbage-can kind, that were really popular back then, and it was in my desk and then the next day HE had it! You know what? I think you’re ALL out to get me! Sure you start with pencil sharpeners and rulers but then you work your way up, one day I’ll come home and there’ll be no furniture in my house and when I got to the police they’ll knock me out because they’re in on it! And they’ll take my blood and go grow fetuses in jars and.. HOLY CRAP they’re doing it now aren’t they? That pencil sharpener in grade four, he took it to forensics didn’t he? DIDN’T HE?!! And - paranoid? I’m not paranoid? Me, no never! You’re the one who’s paranoid!! You’re paranoid that I’ll find out about your scheme!! I can see it now!! You’re losing it!! You’re completely hysterical!! Well you’re never getting my DNA!! And-oh.. is this my ruler?