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ER Extreme
Sign up for the new reality television series! quick! before the spots run out! Test your untrained skills as a doctor!
Fee to Participate: 20$ plus a blood donation
Number of Participants: 64 players, seeing as they meet the necessary criteria, first come first serve
Participants must meet the following criteria: must not be a registered physician, as that would give you an unfair advantage
The contestants are then put into a tournament style grid with 2 blocks (A & B) and perform various operations against each other, whoever does this the quickest without killing or horribly mutilating their patient wins. This goes on until there is a winner in each of the blocks. Each round half of the contestants are eliminated until there are 2 finalists, They will face off in a "Duel of the scalpels"
The Prizes (because that's what you're entering for)
The winner gets a medical license and a million dollars, also he has his hospital bills paid for and, on a more serious note, he does not get pelted with omelets
the runner up gets a lifetime supply of omelets and is offered a job at Farmer Bob's Chicken Ranch
ALL participants (except for the winner) are pelted with omelets and receive a free "organ donors anonymous membership card"
Chief Sponsors
Brick Incorporated
Farmer Bob's Chicken Ranch "All Our Eggs Are Made With Three Omeletes!"
Other Sponsors
Organ Donors Anonymous
The Medical University of Japexico (don’t get your degree on the internet, get it here!)
Sue and Co. Law Firm (lying, cheating and stealing since 1984)
And all the hobo's who graciously donated their bodies as part of the show
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